<hubris> New Moon is the perfect emo movie
<hubris> here it is in a nutshell, Edward is emo, leaves, makes bella emo, bella loves jacob, edwards tries to kill self being the big emo pussy ass douche he is, bella leaves jacob, jacob becomes emo and cries
<hubris> the end

<Visitor02142> i accidentally dropped my devil stick on a...painful...spot
<hubris> stop playing with dildos

<FiRe> A client asked me how long will it take to fly from San Francisco to New York ?
<FiRe> I replied - just a minute, she replied Thank you, and hung up :-/

<Deathling> When's Ben leaving?
<OhSoSnoggableFerret> tuesday :(
<dabc> dont worry
<dabc> he'll be here
* dabc pats her chest
<dabc> and well
<dabc> he's been everywhere else
<SierraTango> lmfao
<OhSoSnoggableFerret> rofl
<OhSoSnoggableFerret> so true
<SierraTango> they had sex suspended in mid air
<SierraTango> nobody knows how
<dabc> WTF
<SierraTango> it just happened
<dabc> matrix sex?!
<SierraTango> and nobody questioned it
<OhSoSnoggableFerret> ...
<OhSoSnoggableFerret> wtf
<OhSoSnoggableFerret> was I present for this?
<SierraTango> no you were asleep
<SierraTango> ..oh

<+nuth> my server is up
<+nuth> and by my server, I mean my penis

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<Ytaker> ddgklwgjwohiwjbdlbjc rilu4oet4owgxb, cdfkgujsdbx cb
<Ytaker> ghdjghjeywtiselgsjgldmb.xdmjhjdnd
<Ytaker> jfbmgbdfmgb,jsdhgd gdfjgdfkkdsjsglijck, dfgjdkxjvfjgk, hgdkjshdjfms
<GivesYouHell> Are you high?
<Ytaker> My dog is typing for me

<hitsugaya> how old are you boxxybabee?
<BoxxyBabee> I am 206
<hitsugaya> wow
<BoxxyBabee> I flunked a couple of grades.
<BoxxyBabee> :/

<Krum> hi
<Krum> anyone awake?
<jackleg> only crazy ppl
<Jenna> it's always only crazy people, that's all there is here. haha
<jackleg> lol
<Krum> ok..
<Jenna> brb - I've got to put the gate up for the dogs

<Marisa|Away> 50. UnScramble this Word: r b o y s l e?
<Jax> i see boys.
<Marisa|Away> Here's a hint, sob____
<Jax> am too distracted to unscramble
<emijima|NotHereish> lmao

<Dirtynumbangelboy> attention everyone
<Dirtynumbangelboy> paul saw gigli
<Dirtynumbangelboy> and liked it.
<Dirtynumbangelboy> ok
<Dirtynumbangelboy> now he's coming on to me.
<dabc][Adventure> lies
<Dirtynumbangelboy> you're asking me to lick you in the baby making place
<Dirtynumbangelboy> wtf is up with that
<Dirtynumbangelboy> ask louise
<Dirtynumbangelboy> and be rough about it
<Fixy> hi
<Fixy> what
<dabc][Adventure> dont put words into my mouth
<Fixy> .......
<Dirtynumbangelboy> i'm not putting anything in your mouth
<Dirtynumbangelboy> tyvm

<sandancer> mcgraw ur a retard
<faith> omg McGraw, he just insulted you
<sandancer> :)
<McGraw> halp what do i do?????
<faith> McGraw
<sandancer> halp?
<faith> call him a retard back
<faith> Y
<faith> YA
<faith> doitdoit
<McGraw> i dunno, that would insult retards everywhere

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<lysdexorcist> how massive can they be & still fit in the mouth
<lysdexorcist> a constant problem for me
<Jax> lysdexorcist: I know not.
<Visitor60960> wow....
<Visitor60960> idk what the conversation is about
<Visitor60960> but that was an odd line to walk in on

<Sree> harrypotter, your girlfriend is a h-
<HarryPotter> OK, Sree.
<Sree> girlfriend?
<Sree> ...
<Jax[away]> your?
<Jax[away]> your girlfriend?
<Jax[away]> damn
<Sree> ...
<Sree> fail
<Jax[away]> harrypotter, ginny is a whore
<HarryPotter> OK, Jax[away].
<Jax[away]> ginny?
<HarryPotter> rumour has it ginny is a whore
<Sree> rofl

<toby> so how are you
<FiRe> in dire need of a wank - you?
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<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> Busted is funn :]
<+Falstaff> Whaaaat
<Reaper> Busted?
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> Yeah.
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> Their songs are funny =]
<+Falstaff> They did that one song about the not-so-hot teacher they're all drooling for.
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> What I go to School for !!
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> Yeahhh man!
<+Falstaff> That had to have been a few years ago.
<+Falstaff> Back when Yellowcard was around.
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> lol the lyrics and video or so funy..
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> Yeah.
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> They've broken up.
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> They realised to really good selling albums.
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> And then they just broke up :S
<Reaper> lmao
<Reaper> This just gets worse
<Reaper> Do you like McFly?
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> I've heard of them but I've never heard their stuff.
<CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd> Only mainstream stuff really plays in aus so you dont here much unheard talent.
<+Falstaff> Too busy with that Queens of Stone Age and Cold Chisel and such.
<Reaper> Well i ceartainly didnt hear any talent coming from McFly